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JoeW
06-14-2010, 10:24 AM
A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.


Life is good in the South.

RAK
06-14-2010, 05:22 PM
Nice story... :) :)
I like the part where the snake gets 2 more frogs!

Razor
06-14-2010, 05:24 PM
Not a bad story...

how about this one:


looks like he needs a bigger boat!

JoeW
06-16-2010, 12:06 PM
Or bigger paddles! Wonder what he's using for bait! LOL! Best----- JoeW

fatworm
06-17-2010, 12:43 AM
No, he just needs one of these. ;)

RAK
06-17-2010, 01:34 AM
To get away he would need more than one.



http://www.jonco48.com/blog/drugboat_small.jpg

bui boater
10-05-2010, 06:29 PM
is that tim "the tool man" taylors' boat? cuz im jealous!

bass or bass?
10-05-2010, 08:36 PM
Wonder how many gallon per second that baby sucks.

PaJNS
10-06-2010, 12:30 PM
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!"

"That bad, huh"

"She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!"

PaJNS
10-22-2010, 05:45 PM
The difference between a fairy tale and a fish story is a fairy tail begins, "Once upon a time..." and a fish story begins, " This ain't no bull.."